Which Automaker Would Run A Better Diner Than Tesla?

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Well, the Tesla Diner is yet open in Los Angeles. That's awesome if you want to bent retired pinch a bunch of Tesla owners (or aspiring Tesla owners) and springiness your money to the feline who spent hundreds of millions of dollars to get Trump elected again and fired Engineering Explained's wife, but whether aliases not it will win still remains to beryllium seen. Eater reports that Elon brought successful Bill Chait, nan restauranteur known for Republique and Tartine, arsenic lead operator, but I besides don't get nan emotion nan Tesla diner will ever service "somewhere betwixt 2,000 and 2,500 group a day."

As galore person already pointed out, that would make nan Tesla Diner moreover busier than nan busiest Waffle House successful nan country, and Waffle House is acold cheaper than nan "Shake Shack but someway moreover much expensive" exemplary nan Tesla Diner is presently going with. Plus, arsenic acold arsenic I know, Waffle House's proprietor isn't responsible for hundreds of babies catching HIV. Then again, Chait does cognize really to tally a restaurant, moreover if he does consequence losing customers astatine his different restaurants complete his narration pinch Elon Musk.

While it'll astir apt beryllium a while earlier we find retired really successful (or not) nan Tesla Diner really is, that does raise 1 very important question: Which automaker would tally a amended diner than Tesla?

Mitsubishi

A batch of you are going to deliberation I'm trolling here, but nan much I deliberation astir it, nan much I deliberation Mitsubishi has Tesla beat, easily. Its lineup isn't astir arsenic breathtaking arsenic it was successful nan 1990s, but Mitsubishi besides knows what it is and really budget-conscious its customers are. Mitsubishi wouldn't complaint you $13.50 for a Shake Shack knockoff. Mitsubishi wouldn't put Wagyu chili connected its menu. Mitsubishi besides wouldn't wholly miss nan connection of "Star Trek."

Instead, you'd get good, basal nutrient astatine an affordable price, and you'd get it fast, which is precisely what nan immense mostly of group want erstwhile they're eating astatine a diner. If you want to eat beef from a cattle that sewage a Montessori education, you're astir apt gonna prime a edifice that besides serves sparkling h2o that was fixed a sound bath earlier bottling, not a diner. And yeah, group mightiness make nosy of nan Mitsubishi diner, but they'd besides astir apt admit it was amended than they expected if they ever tried it. 

Plus, since Mitsubishi is Japanese, you'd astir apt spot astatine slightest a fewer options connected nan paper that aren't American diner classics if you felt for illustration eating thing much absorbing than a burger. And if your measure came retired higher than expected, you cognize nan Mitsubishi diner would find a measurement for you to finance your meal.

What astir you, though? What automaker do you deliberation would tally a amended diner than Tesla? After you're done processing conscionable really correct I americium astir nan Mitsubishi diner, fto america cognize which 1 you picked down successful nan comments.