Transportation Secretary Took 7 Months Off To Drive Around The Usa Because 'we Live In A Pornhub World,' According To His Wife

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Sean Duffy isn't smart enough to beryllium the worst personnel of nan existent Trump administration, but he's still nan Secretary of Transportation, truthful while he whitethorn beryllium a clown, successful a way, he's our clown. The benignant of feline who would locomotion connected shape astatine a Mercedes arena connected a time state prices were surging erstwhile again to show group they needed to return much roadworthy trips. As personification who was astatine that event, it was incredibly weird, but somehow, Duffy's woman conscionable made their obsession pinch roadtrips moreover weirder aft telling Fox News that porn made them return a seven-month roadtrip.

Yes, apparently Duffy and his family took 7 months disconnected to spell connected a roadtrip astir nan country, thing we each cognize is nan astir important portion of nan Transportation Secretary's job. Not making judge TSA runs smoothly, planes onshore safely, and basal repairs get funded. I mean, it's not for illustration we've seen immoderate awesome aerial collisions since Duffy joined nan 2nd Trump administration. But wait, there's more! He took those 7 months to movie a reality show called "The Great American Road Trip," because of people he did. While collecting his taxpayer-funded paycheck and making his kids activity for who knows really small money. Of course. 

It only sewage weirder from location erstwhile his wife, Rachel Campos-Duffy, went connected Fox News to talk astir their travel and said, "I'm gonna beryllium really honest, we unrecorded successful a Pornhub world. This is really wholesome, good, family stuff. This is what families request to do is conscionable get together. That's what our kids want from us. They want our time." Um...okay?

Sean Duffy's wife, Rachel-Campos Duffy, connected nan 7 months her family spent connected a roadtrip while Sean was expected to beryllium moving arsenic Transportation Secretary: "I'm gonna beryllium really honest. We unrecorded successful a PornHub world. This is really wholesome bully family stuff."

What, "We unrecorded successful a Pornhub world," means, exactly, I person nary idea, and immoderate imaginable mentation I tin travel up pinch still fails to explicate why it required nan Duffys movie a reality show that besides progressive removing immoderate semblance of stableness from their kids' lives and isolating them from their friends for an extended play of time. And you cognize they weren't keeping up pinch their education, because don't forget, our Transportation Secretary has 9 kids. One much than eight. One less than 10. Neither Sean, nor his woman has a school degree. But sure, porn, I guess. 

Generally speaking, it's not for illustration roadworthy trips are bad for kids. I person immoderate unthinkable memories of going connected roadworthy trips pinch my parents, and I stake location are plentifulness of adults retired location whose parents were excessively engaged to ever return them connected roadworthy trips who would person killed to return conscionable 1 arsenic a family. But could they person possibly made that constituent without being truthful weird astir it? And tin they not besides admit really costly state is these days? Why would that person been truthful hard? It's not for illustration roadtrip money grows connected trees.

Most importantly, what does a porn tract person to do pinch roadworthy trips? Maybe because excessively galore dads are engaged looking astatine porn alternatively of spending clip pinch their family? That seems much for illustration a dada problem than a Pornhub problem if you inquire me, but what would I know? I don't person 9 kids, because dissimilar Sean Duffy, I cognize really commencement power useful and understand nan harm parentification does to children. Then again, I besides cognize a batch of families can't spend to return roadworthy trips this summertime because of nan precocious state prices, truthful possibly nan existent rumor is that I'm not dumb capable to understand Sean Duffy.