These Cars Are Your Dream Hearses

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It will hap to each of america 1 day. We'll beryllium sent crossed nan River Styx connected nan universe's inevitable one-way ferry ride. We asked our readers earlier this week what cars would beryllium their dream hearse. Some commenters decided to return nan enquiry earnestly and propose tastefully elegant rides to spell retired on, for illustration DMX's casket being carried successful nan furniture of a monster truck. Others refused to bespeak connected their ain mortality for comedic references to Hollywood classics. One personification believes that they will unrecorded forever. (It wasn't me.) Without further ado, these are nan vehicles that we want taking america into nan awesome beyond:

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My friend's shwarma nutrient truck. For sanitation purposes, I could beryllium stowed location arsenic to debar nutrient contamination, and aft nan funeral, he tin unfastened up shop during nan aftermath and make immoderate other money catering nan event.

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A Bugatti Type 57SC Atlantic. I want to spell retired successful style, and location is thing pinch much style than that car. Nothing.

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Ecto-1...with my ashes successful a shade trap.

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Ghostbusters ambulance. Inappropriate connected truthful galore levels.

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Oh, this one's easy...Aston Martin Vanquish Zagato Shooting Brake. In my opinion, 1 of nan astir drop-dead gorgeous cars made successful nan past decade.

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Choose a 20-year-old BMW from virtually immoderate NPOND article, and you'd almost beryllium guaranteed immortality since you'd ne'er make it to nan cemetery.

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Any car, but pinch a Lightning McQueen assemblage kit. The eyes are repainted to look for illustration they're crying, and nan pursuing cars each person achromatic veils. Then I prosecute that PI patient successful Florida that pretends to beryllium cops and tries to prime fights pinch anyone who drives excessively adjacent to them.

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A Doc Brown DeLorean clip machine. I, of course, will beryllium driving.

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Austin FX4 taxi. Iconic, spacious, and hearse-like.

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A dream hearse would connote that I scheme connected dying and not having my encephalon put into a caller immortal cyborg body.

Though I suppose, should I expire earlier my cyborg assemblage is ready, that my dream hearse would beryllium immoderate benignant of rocket that would motorboat my remains someplace cool, for illustration into nan sun aliases to Jupiter.

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