These Are The Traffic Laws You Would Change If You Were President For A Day

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President Joe Biden is driven successful nan U.S. statesmanlike authorities car, nicknamed "The Beast", connected nan Upper East Side connected June 29, 2023 successful New York City.

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You cognize what they opportunity astir absolute power. We asked our readers earlier this week which laws they would alteration if they spent a time working retired of nan Oval Office. I can't norm connected constitutionality aliases feasibility, but nan comments conception was loaded pinch suggestions that ranged from petty to earnestly transformative. A fewer of you would astir apt emotion to group up a car crusher connected nan National Mall to publically punish reckless drivers. Let's beryllium clear that an inclusion connected this database isn't a governmental endorsement from Jalopnik aliases me. Without further ado, these are nan ideas that commenters would unit connected nan American people:

Let nan President drive!

President Donald Trump sits successful nan statesmanlike limo arsenic he departs nan White House for Capitol Hill, wherever he will present his 2nd State of nan Union speech, connected February 5, 2019 successful Washington, DC.

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Not only tin nan President still drive, but they tin thrust whenever and wherever they want.

If I was prez, I deliberation I would usage nan Senator Amidala method of travel. I'm not successful nan Presidential Limo and procession. That's conscionable nan decoy. I'll beryllium driving nan random Porsche Cayman GT4 RS, that near astir 30 minutes earlier, wearing my clone beard and sunglasses.

Submitted by: Dr.Xyster

Impose income-based postulation tickets!

A constabulary car successful Helsinki, Finland

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As successful nan lawsuit successful immoderate European countries, nan magnitude you salary for immoderate postulation usurpation depends connected your tax-reported income. Billionaires would past person to salary millions for a speeding ticket.

I would besides greatly summation nan fines for causing accidents, particularly during unreserved hours. Nothing I dislike much than my 20 min commute taking 45 mins b/c immoderate dumb-dum didn't cheque his mirrors and deed someone.

Submitted by: Gerrit DeBoer

Discourage automakers from producing monolithic cars!

Traffic jams nan road coming done downtown arsenic nan exodus of vacation travelers originates for nan Memorial Day play connected May 22, 2025 successful Chicago, Illinois.

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This is simply a 'yes, and' infinitesimal for me.

Enforce CARB rules nationwide. Rewrite CAFE standards to not stress building bigger vehicles. Reintroduce and grow EV taxation credits, but require nan vehicles to beryllium union-made. Introduce pedestrian information arsenic good arsenic visibility standards that would incentivize trucks to commencement shrinking down, rewrite roadworthy creation standards to stress much mixed usage and extremity nan creation of caller stroads. To further incentivize smaller vehicles, put a taxation connected larger vehicles which tin beryllium utilized to salary for nan accelerated improvement of high-speed rail.

Submitted by: Connor Paull

Stock headlights aliases your car gets turned into a cube!

An SUV driving down a agrarian roadworthy astatine dusk.

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Install headlight LEDs brighter than shaper spec aliases into lens housings they were ne'er designed for? Your conveyance gets turned into a cube.

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Cut a statement of waiting cars, consecutive to nan crusher!

A old, end-of-life scrap van is carried by a crane to beryllium placed successful a crusher arsenic it is processed astatine Pylle Motor Spares and Metal Processing, a licensed scrap gait successful Pylle, adjacent Shepton Mallet connected September 6, 2017 successful Somerset, England.

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If you hold until nan past 2nd to merge to effort and walk each nan group already waiting to merge, your car is impounded and crushed and you suffer your license.

Submitted by: Hank_Kill

Rule nan roadworthy pinch an robust fist!

A Turkish constabulary Ferrari parked connected an Istanbul street

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I don't deliberation I'd alteration immoderate laws (because fundamentally astir are beautiful reasonable). What I would alteration is enforcement – get nan tailgaters, left-lane bandits, nan trucks pinch unsecured loads, nan racers weaving successful and out, and nan morons rolling ember disconnected nan roads, aliases springiness them fines truthful precocious it's really painful.

And extremity lipid and state subsidies, truthful nan playing section is level for each manufacturers.

Submitted by: BuddyS

Trim those hedges, I sewage things to see!

Urban views of nan Beverly Hills area and residential buildings connected nan Hollywood hills. California. USA.

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Not a postulation rule per se, but I would forbid immoderate landscaping that is taller than 2 feet wrong 20 feet of an intersection aliases a driveway. Far excessively often, I thrust up to an intersection and person to inch my measurement past nan foliage to spot oncoming postulation (both ways).

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Tighten standards crossed nan committee correct now!

A ample motion for nan Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) extracurricular nan entranceway to a DMV installation successful Fairfax County.

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Written retests each licence renewal, thing crazy, but if I person to do yearly compliance training astatine activity for harassment and information compliance, we tin reappraisal nan basics of driving astatine slightest each 3-5 years. On-the-road driving tests each 10 years.

Vehicle Safety and diagnostics inspections of tires, brakes, suspension, and emissions are cost-free astatine immoderate work station, arsenic paid for by nan NHTSA and authorities DOTs and are required to hap astatine slightest each 3 years. So if you spell successful for an lipid change, nan halfway tin inquire if you want to update these successful nan system. No further inspection centers needed, but for illustration Medicare and others, if a shop is caught fraudulently doing this, it's defrauding nan fed and authorities governments, truthful it's nary joke to support unsafe cars connected nan road.

14-point summons if you are pulled complete for camping retired successful nan near lane, pinch cosmopolitan reciprocity among states.

Submitted by: potbellyjoe

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